i find this highly amusing from shaun groves in speaking to stan hauerwas’s staunch pacifism. tony, you might like this too.

Stanley Hauerwas
has said, “I’m a pacifist because I’m a violent son of a bitch.” And I
don’t believe him.  Because he’s miniature.  He’s a diminutive
(brilliant) theologian no more than five feet tall and speaking with a
voice that reminds me of an LP played at a 45’s speed.  I’m not buying
that he’s violent.  Not physically.  And that lets some of the
credibility out of his entire pacifist position.