i found this church sign pretty hilarious. i love how our church cliche’ nature jumps on just about everything available to them. more fun stuff @ crummy church signs.
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day off links
taking the day off.. if you call getting the car fixed a day off. some links i’m pondering
- that phelps clan is back at it, now their implement is our recent tornados
- Saint Benedict thoughts on Lent
- time has an interview with nt wright… many suggest it
- size does matter.. to sam.. and probably should to us as well
- i missed podcamp nashville, so i will be checking out all the write ups and pics
- oh man.. another book that peaks my interests.. damn you sam!
faith filled pick up lines
who says you cannot be a Christian and pick up chicks. we even have our own pick up lines to sort out who is in our tribe and who is not.
hardcore baptist pick up lines
- Everything you say is moving my heart and I don’t think it’s just
because you’re speaking in tongues. Is there an ancient language called
Babe? - I used to believe only faith could make a sick person well until I
saw you, because, baby, you just healed something deep inside me that
I’d never let Benny Hinn touch. - Baby, the rapture’s coming soon-let’s hold each other tight before the non-Christians wage war and kill us all.
- I’m sure glad your mama was pro-life.
not to leave out us methodists
- Baby, you make me feel strangely warmed.
- I second and refer your motion to the subcommittee of my heart.
- You send a charge through my conference.
- And Can It Be that you’re single?
- That Book of Resolutions looks heavy. May I carry it for you?
- Is it just me, or have you attained perfection?
- That dress really shows off your apportionments.
down goes the giant starbucks
- i thought this news was pretty interesting as a person who care very little for starbucks (though i do order a caramel machiatto every now and then) & is generally put off by general publics blind loyalty to the chain.
- since i am constantly thinking of church stuff. it had me wondering, what meaning might this be for the church, will a shift happen or is it happening when the consumer/program/entertainment driven mega churches forget their main things. or will it be like the shop owner shared, the small church will know the people who come through the doors.
- i am going to continue to drink my fair brew at home & church.
hmmm…
tip to mike
anti-social behavior jesus : super tuesday take
gotta love an anti-social behavior jesus