who says you cannot be a Christian and pick up chicks. we even have our own pick up lines to sort out who is in our tribe and who is not.
hardcore baptist pick up lines
- Everything you say is moving my heart and I don’t think it’s just
because you’re speaking in tongues. Is there an ancient language called
Babe? - I used to believe only faith could make a sick person well until I
saw you, because, baby, you just healed something deep inside me that
I’d never let Benny Hinn touch. - Baby, the rapture’s coming soon-let’s hold each other tight before the non-Christians wage war and kill us all.
- I’m sure glad your mama was pro-life.
not to leave out us methodists
- Baby, you make me feel strangely warmed.
- I second and refer your motion to the subcommittee of my heart.
- You send a charge through my conference.
- And Can It Be that you’re single?
- That Book of Resolutions looks heavy. May I carry it for you?
- Is it just me, or have you attained perfection?
- That dress really shows off your apportionments.
Gavin – Thanks for sharing! These are funny.
Gavin – Thanks for sharing! These are funny.
This is undoubtedly the funniest thing I’ve read all day.
Clap, clap, Clap …
This is undoubtedly the funniest thing I’ve read all day.
Clap, clap, Clap …
And which did you use, pray tell?
And which did you use, pray tell?
I love these gavio! Too funny! Really a fan of the dress and apportionments! 🙂
I love these gavio! Too funny! Really a fan of the dress and apportionments! 🙂
Those are great…thanks for sharing!
Those are great…thanks for sharing!
funny!
how about:
is it a sin that you stole my heart?
excuse me, i believe one of your ribs belong to me.
My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. His name is Jesus.
funny!
how about:
is it a sin that you stole my heart?
excuse me, i believe one of your ribs belong to me.
My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. His name is Jesus.
i like those joseph, you think of all that yourself? &:~D
i like those joseph, you think of all that yourself? &:~D
unfortunately, I’m not that witty (or that corny).
They were told by me through youth kids when we got in the subject of pick-up lines in a small group class.
how did we get to that subject? i have no idea…
unfortunately, I’m not that witty (or that corny).
They were told by me through youth kids when we got in the subject of pick-up lines in a small group class.
how did we get to that subject? i have no idea…