Did he just say the number 5 is about death because Acts 5:5 and Genesis 5:5 are about death?
Does he know the verse numbers were not added until centuries after the book was written?
German’s are pansies? George Bush pees sitting down?
Wow.
Did he just say the number 5 is about death because Acts 5:5 and Genesis 5:5 are about death?
Does he know the verse numbers were not added until centuries after the book was written?
German’s are pansies? George Bush pees sitting down?
Wow.
Well that’s something…never really heard a portion of a sermon spent talking about someone’s process of relieving themselves. You know that it’s all the words are exactly how Jesus said them cuz they’re all in red. Perhaps I should rethink my sermon for Sunday…more bathroom discussion…hmmm…
Well that’s something…never really heard a portion of a sermon spent talking about someone’s process of relieving themselves. You know that it’s all the words are exactly how Jesus said them cuz they’re all in red. Perhaps I should rethink my sermon for Sunday…more bathroom discussion…hmmm…
Well that’s something…never really heard a portion of a sermon spent talking about someone’s process of relieving themselves. You know that it’s all the words are exactly how Jesus said them cuz they’re all in red. Perhaps I should rethink my sermon for Sunday…more bathroom discussion…hmmm…
Well that’s something…never really heard a portion of a sermon spent talking about someone’s process of relieving themselves. You know that it’s all the words are exactly how Jesus said them cuz they’re all in red. Perhaps I should rethink my sermon for Sunday…more bathroom discussion…hmmm…
I used to wonder why UM candidacy for ordination was so arduous…. Now I have no question.
Excuse me now, please I’ve got to go turn on my toilet seat warmer…
I used to wonder why UM candidacy for ordination was so arduous…. Now I have no question.
Excuse me now, please I’ve got to go turn on my toilet seat warmer…
For information purposes, the references to “pisseth against the wall come from 1 Samuel 25 (2 instances), 1 Kings 14, 16, and 21, and 2 Kings 9.
The Hebrew word is mašTîn, to pass water or urinate. Translators of the the other versions seem to feel that this is most easily understood as “men,” “male,” etc. I think I agree.
On a side note, Jehovah is often wrongly called the name of God when really that word is an anglicized form of the Hebrew word YHWH. The Hebrew people themselves in the very text that we first hear YWHW refer to God as elohim (which means the plurality of Gods).
How silly….
You probably know all this, but I like to share!
For information purposes, the references to “pisseth against the wall come from 1 Samuel 25 (2 instances), 1 Kings 14, 16, and 21, and 2 Kings 9.
The Hebrew word is mašTîn, to pass water or urinate. Translators of the the other versions seem to feel that this is most easily understood as “men,” “male,” etc. I think I agree.
On a side note, Jehovah is often wrongly called the name of God when really that word is an anglicized form of the Hebrew word YHWH. The Hebrew people themselves in the very text that we first hear YWHW refer to God as elohim (which means the plurality of Gods).
How silly….
You probably know all this, but I like to share!
rev mommysays
Seems to be a p*ss-poor example of a sermon, to me. He seems to be p*ssing in the wind and if he continues he’ll be kicked out and he won’t have a pot to p*ss in.
I suppose someone should change his church sign to:
Urine God’s hands now.
rev mommysays
Seems to be a p*ss-poor example of a sermon, to me. He seems to be p*ssing in the wind and if he continues he’ll be kicked out and he won’t have a pot to p*ss in.
I suppose someone should change his church sign to:
Urine God’s hands now.
Like one of another commentor said on another site:
” I almost peed my pants watching this. But then I realized I was sitting down!”
Peace,
E
aiksmart@gmail.comsays
Listen up people, we all need to start praying for America, else something worse may happen to her( omigosh, I just called the USA a “SHE”)… Pastor Anderson is definitely unto something!
aiksmart@gmail.comsays
Listen up people, we all need to start praying for America, else something worse may happen to her( omigosh, I just called the USA a “SHE”)… Pastor Anderson is definitely unto something!
john meunier says
Did he just say the number 5 is about death because Acts 5:5 and Genesis 5:5 are about death?
Does he know the verse numbers were not added until centuries after the book was written?
German’s are pansies? George Bush pees sitting down?
Wow.
john meunier says
Did he just say the number 5 is about death because Acts 5:5 and Genesis 5:5 are about death?
Does he know the verse numbers were not added until centuries after the book was written?
German’s are pansies? George Bush pees sitting down?
Wow.
Carol says
Well that’s something…never really heard a portion of a sermon spent talking about someone’s process of relieving themselves. You know that it’s all the words are exactly how Jesus said them cuz they’re all in red. Perhaps I should rethink my sermon for Sunday…more bathroom discussion…hmmm…
Carol says
Well that’s something…never really heard a portion of a sermon spent talking about someone’s process of relieving themselves. You know that it’s all the words are exactly how Jesus said them cuz they’re all in red. Perhaps I should rethink my sermon for Sunday…more bathroom discussion…hmmm…
Carol says
Well that’s something…never really heard a portion of a sermon spent talking about someone’s process of relieving themselves. You know that it’s all the words are exactly how Jesus said them cuz they’re all in red. Perhaps I should rethink my sermon for Sunday…more bathroom discussion…hmmm…
Carol says
Well that’s something…never really heard a portion of a sermon spent talking about someone’s process of relieving themselves. You know that it’s all the words are exactly how Jesus said them cuz they’re all in red. Perhaps I should rethink my sermon for Sunday…more bathroom discussion…hmmm…
jim says
I used to wonder why UM candidacy for ordination was so arduous…. Now I have no question.
Excuse me now, please I’ve got to go turn on my toilet seat warmer…
jim says
I used to wonder why UM candidacy for ordination was so arduous…. Now I have no question.
Excuse me now, please I’ve got to go turn on my toilet seat warmer…
jim says
For information purposes, the references to “pisseth against the wall come from 1 Samuel 25 (2 instances), 1 Kings 14, 16, and 21, and 2 Kings 9.
The Hebrew word is mašTîn, to pass water or urinate. Translators of the the other versions seem to feel that this is most easily understood as “men,” “male,” etc. I think I agree.
On a side note, Jehovah is often wrongly called the name of God when really that word is an anglicized form of the Hebrew word YHWH. The Hebrew people themselves in the very text that we first hear YWHW refer to God as elohim (which means the plurality of Gods).
How silly….
You probably know all this, but I like to share!
jim says
For information purposes, the references to “pisseth against the wall come from 1 Samuel 25 (2 instances), 1 Kings 14, 16, and 21, and 2 Kings 9.
The Hebrew word is mašTîn, to pass water or urinate. Translators of the the other versions seem to feel that this is most easily understood as “men,” “male,” etc. I think I agree.
On a side note, Jehovah is often wrongly called the name of God when really that word is an anglicized form of the Hebrew word YHWH. The Hebrew people themselves in the very text that we first hear YWHW refer to God as elohim (which means the plurality of Gods).
How silly….
You probably know all this, but I like to share!
rev mommy says
Seems to be a p*ss-poor example of a sermon, to me. He seems to be p*ssing in the wind and if he continues he’ll be kicked out and he won’t have a pot to p*ss in.
I suppose someone should change his church sign to:
Urine God’s hands now.
rev mommy says
Seems to be a p*ss-poor example of a sermon, to me. He seems to be p*ssing in the wind and if he continues he’ll be kicked out and he won’t have a pot to p*ss in.
I suppose someone should change his church sign to:
Urine God’s hands now.
Eric says
Like one of another commentor said on another site:
” I almost peed my pants watching this. But then I realized I was sitting down!”
Peace,
E
Eric says
Like one of another commentor said on another site:
” I almost peed my pants watching this. But then I realized I was sitting down!”
Peace,
E
aiksmart@gmail.com says
Listen up people, we all need to start praying for America, else something worse may happen to her( omigosh, I just called the USA a “SHE”)… Pastor Anderson is definitely unto something!
aiksmart@gmail.com says
Listen up people, we all need to start praying for America, else something worse may happen to her( omigosh, I just called the USA a “SHE”)… Pastor Anderson is definitely unto something!