While at Annual Conference we found ourselves in some deadlocks of General Conference and Jurisdictional Conference delegate voting. Talk was made of suspending the rules in order to implement a more stream lined and exciting approach to choosing delegates for GC & JC. Have an all out Grudge Match!
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!! LIVE AT THE BIGGEST CHURCH IN YOUR CONFERENCE!! CLERGY & LAITY ALL OUT GRUDGE MATCH FOR THE AGES!
Headline Match! Delegation Grudge Match! Not sure who or how to vote for candidates? Not sure how to get someone from making amendments to the amendments that wasn’t even ratified or was taken out of the order of discussion for or against. Not sure who gets voted as a delegate for the big league conferences?
Undercard Match! Probationary Candidates vs the Board of Ordained Ministry!! Who is good enough to get ordained but then those who are to be passed for another year or two?.. Well, Let’s settle this once and for all with a United Methodist Holy Conferencing Grudge Match (you are welcome to market it as a Death Match if you like).
So in this Wesleyan Battle Royal we came up with some of the fighters on this Holy Conferencing Royal Rumble (feel free to create your own.
- “Pastor of Disaster”
- “The Pastor of Pain”
- “The Vicar of Vexation”
- “The Reverend of Rough”
- “The Clergy Killer”
- “Minister of Mayhem”
- “The Church Terminator”
- “The Fundamentalist”
- “The Libanator”
- “The Protester”
- “Blessed Peacemaker” (special guest referee)
- “Honky Tonk Pastor”
- “Rev Riot”
- “Means of Grapple”
- “The Bishop of Bullying”
- “The Witness”
- “Superintendant of Smashing”
- “Undercover Baptist”
Feel free to create any fighters story lines.. I’m personally looking forward to the battle between “the Minister of Mayhem” v “the Bishop of Bullying.”
I must register a mild protest to such naming of ministers but only in as such that you have neglected our diaconal and local ministers.
The Deacon of Doom
Associate of Angst
The Missionator
The Part-time Pulverizer
The Bishop of Bash
Arminian Arm-Twister
Wesleyan Whammer
Tag Team: Arm(inian) and Hammer
I must register a mild protest to such naming of ministers but only in as such that you have neglected our diaconal and local ministers.
The Deacon of Doom
Associate of Angst
The Missionator
The Part-time Pulverizer
The Bishop of Bash
Arminian Arm-Twister
Wesleyan Whammer
Tag Team: Arm(inian) and Hammer
Don’t forget the lay delegates, though there seemed less of a fight there in the Tennessee Conference. Here’s my contribution:
The Lay Man Lawman
Don’t forget the lay delegates, though there seemed less of a fight there in the Tennessee Conference. Here’s my contribution:
The Lay Man Lawman
The Deacon of Destruction
The Elder of Excruciating Pain
The Local Pastor of Lament
The Associate Member of Annihilation
The Provisional of Pain
The Bishop of Badassery
The Layperson of “let them talk all they want, we know who’s really in charge here…”
The Deacon of Destruction
The Elder of Excruciating Pain
The Local Pastor of Lament
The Associate Member of Annihilation
The Provisional of Pain
The Bishop of Badassery
The Layperson of “let them talk all they want, we know who’s really in charge here…”